Hollywood: Once again proving the Right… right.

So.  Hollywood has finally become the godless heathens that we have for so long been considered by the conservative Right.   Behold, devil spawn: 

Read this article (and then come back, post haste, I’m more entertaining than the news, promise).

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/08/05/clone.dog.ap/index.html

Earlier this month, a “screenwriter” decided, for $50,000.00,  to clone her dead dog because she missed him.  Really?  Is this what the Writer’s Strike was about, so we could spend our DVD residuals on cloning dogs?  Is that why I worked on shit reality TV for 6 months?  I see nothing on IMDB under her name…  by these standards, I’M a screenwriter.  So someone should give me $50,000.00 so I can blow it on building a Frankenweenie.

As someone with only a couple bucks to their name,  I am appalled.  You might argue that it’s the same as spending money on an expensive car, but I don’t think so…  cars aren’t living, breathing things that we made from the dead…  although they are fueled by dead dinosaurs, so maybe I should rethink that analogy.  Oh fuck it, this is a free blog.  Live with it.

If you want to honor your dead pet, then donate that money to a shelter, Lord knows they need it.  Or adopt another animal, hell, adopt 100 animals for $50,000.00!  There are so many dogs put to sleep every DAY in Los Angeles alone…  and here is someone deciding to clone 5 MORE!  Really?  At the very least, you’re disrespecting the wishes of the late host of The Price Is Right.  Bob Barker might not be dead, but he left the show…  and that makes him dead to ME…  my dreams of the perfect showcase showdown have been destroyed…  along with Booger the cloned dog’s dignity in death.

Good Lord.  People are idiots and don’t deserve anything they get.  I hope her clone dogs grow up soulless and bite her face off.  And you know they don’t have souls…  or at least they each have 1/5 of a soul.  She should have made 7 puppies, and they could be her Horcruxes, just like Lord Voldemort.  They’re both pretty evil in my book.

You know what makes me proud?  Dissing someone with a Harry Potter reference.

I’m telling you, the end of the world is near.  I really, REALLY hope this doesn’t become a trend.  Hollywood already remakes way too many movies…  can we agree to draw the line at remaking our pets?

Or at the very least, stay away from purple eyeshadow, k?