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This week’s blog is going to be short ladies and gents, I’ve got a good writer friend in town for the weekend and we’ve decided we may shoot a short tomorrow!  If you’re nice, I may post a link when it’s done.  Her name is Angela Lovell, you should check her out over at http://www.tickingboxes.com, or just google her awesome stories and articles.

I love googling, almost as much as I love myself.  So you can imagine how often I google “Brandie Posey” on a weekly basis.  I promise I’m not full of myself, I’m just finally glad that the more exposure I get, the fewer Parker Posey links come up.  No.  We are not related (at least in any way I’ve found out).  Stop asking.  Oh, and just for the record, I am also NOT named after that song by Looking Glass, “Brandy (You’re A Fine Girl)”.  Do I look like a lonely bar wench?!  No.  Without fail though, at least once a week someone sings it to me.  I may be developing a twitch.  Or start carrying a knife.

Apparently several of you out there google me too though, because my IMDB % is way up this week…  cool.  Weird, but cool.

But you have been found out!  And I have a challenge for you…  it’s time for you to start entertaining ME, damnit!  Brandie Posey ain’t runnin’ no blogging soup kitchen up in this bitch.  Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to go to my IMDB page and submit the most outlandish trivia facts and biography information that you can think of.  DO IT!  It’ll be hilarious. Talk about how I was raised by wolves, or am half cyborg, or the fact that I can name 10 Brendan Fraser movies in less than 15 seconds (not kidding about that last one).

Or start a thread on my IMDB message board!  If you’ve never experienced the joy that is an IMDB message board battle, I emplore you, GO.  My personal favorite is the one for “Riding The Bus With My Sister”, this ATROCIOUS Made For TV movie with Rosie O’Donnell as a retarded woman who wears a lot of kitty cat shirts.  It’s God awful…  but people defend it because its about a mentally challenged woman.  A bad movie’s a bad movie, no matter what the content.

All I’m saying is that if Michael Bay made a shitty Holocaust movie, I’m not going to pretend to like it because I’m homies with a bunch of the children of Israel.  There’s only so many times you can swing a steadicam at full speed around Hitler.

You have your mission – Click the imdb link under my bio to the right… GO!