http://filmindustrybloggers.com/thepersonalassistant http://filmindustrybloggers.com/thepersonalassistant.jpg A Personal Assistant in Hollywood Wed, 08 Oct 2008 03:29:47 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Spying on Dean… First of all, sorry for my absence. I have been job-hunting and have only seemed to write cover letters the last few weeks! Wish me luck!  So, where was I? Yes… Chloe. Spying on Chloe’s husband, my boss, for her. After stalking him on set via phone wasn’t really ... http://filmindustrybloggers.com/thepersonalassistant/2008/10/07/spying-on-dean/ Did I get your attention...? Good! :) I apologize for my delay in posting, but just as I had finished writing a lovely post to you last night, as I was cutting and pasting it, I lost it. L I haaaate that. So this is basically what it had said:   Sleeping over ... http://filmindustrybloggers.com/thepersonalassistant/2008/09/23/sleeping-with-chloe-so-to-speak/ Sorry I was MIA yesterday... balancing my job (if one could call it that) with the rest of my life has been quite the challenge lately. Hope to update you soon... In the meantime, read everyone else's blogs on here! :) http://filmindustrybloggers.com/thepersonalassistant/2008/09/16/on-hiatus-for-a-bit/ Hi, readers. So I am FINALLY feeling better… although I’m never eating egg salad again.  So much has happened since you and I last spoke, I don’t even know where to start.  We left off where I went to see Chloe, who had just ripped out her $80,000 hair extensions. Yes, ripped ... http://filmindustrybloggers.com/thepersonalassistant/2008/09/08/as-averys-world-turns-the-pulled-out-hair-extensions-part-ii/ I think it was food poisoning this time... which is a GREAT reason (excuse?) to get out of work, btw... And to finally get a break from comforting Chloe and her hair... I shall post as soon as my projectile vomiting stops and the toilet stops being my best friend. :( (Sorry ... http://filmindustrybloggers.com/thepersonalassistant/2008/09/02/sick-again/ It's easy, really. Just make 500 invitations for your boss's "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow" party (celebrating her new hair extensions; yes, ONLY in L.A.!)... BY HAND. You, too, will overdose on bright pink and orange neon puff paint fumes. I know you're laughing at the thought of such a thing, ... http://filmindustrybloggers.com/thepersonalassistant/2008/08/26/how-to-overdose-on-puff-paints/ Okay, so feeling a bit better, so here goes (thank you for the well wishes, by the way)… Chloe’s “Tell me to break a leg” kept repeating in my head. The sinister, mean part of me I’ve never known was wishing she’d break a leg, literally, but then I immediately thought ... http://filmindustrybloggers.com/thepersonalassistant/2008/08/19/puff-paints-anyone/ ...so my post is delayed. But will update soon...         A. http://filmindustrybloggers.com/thepersonalassistant/2008/08/18/sick/ After the initial twenty invites, I did twenty more… and then I swore my hand was going to fall off. I drove to a Kinko’s (don’t you love how they’re twenty-four hours?!) and showed them the invites… and the precise way Chloe wanted the calligraphy done. And then they the ... http://filmindustrybloggers.com/thepersonalassistant/2008/08/11/five-hundred-hand-made-invitations-part-ii/ Okay, so fifty pictures of each of the ten headshots… no big deal, right? And what’s a little calligraphy on each one, inviting them all to her “Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow” party? It shouldn’t take me that long… right? Wrong. So very, verrrry wrong. And the best part was, she wanted me ... http://filmindustrybloggers.com/thepersonalassistant/2008/08/04/five-hundred-hand-made-invitations-part-i/